I Wore Kim Kardashian’s Waist Trainer For 30 Days And I’ll Never Be The Same

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OK, TBH, I feel like Kim Kardashian and her waist trainer are actually best friends.

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” star seems to love nothing more than exercising – well, mostly just posting selfies – in a tight corset that’s probably crushing her organs.

Forget Saint and North West. Kim K’s real baby is that heap of fabric stapled to her waist.

As someone who hates exercise more than life, I can’t relate to this feeling.

I’d rather have 1,000 birds peck my eyeballs out than set foot on a treadmill. Completing the mile run in middle school was the bane of my existence. Any sort of high-intensity training is my equivalent of death.

I’M LAZY, OK? I KNOW IT.

I’m not going to apologize because I prefer eating a cheesecake over taking a SoulCycle class.