I’m 24 Years Old And Hired A Nanny To Be Like Corinne From ‘The Bachelor’

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Hi, my name is Katie Corvino and I’m 24 years old.

Most people my age somewhat have their lives together. Co-workers and friends in their 20s are getting engaged and making babies… and yet, here I am.

I don’t even know where babies come from. The toy store? Hell? Could have fooled me.

I spend my days stalking my ex’s Venmo history and binge-eating chicken nuggets until I vom. It’s not the healthiest lifestyle, but it works. And chicken nuggets are good as fuck. You guys ever get the 20 piece McNuggets? They only cost like five bucks.

Hahaha, somebody date me plz.

Oh, I’m also the Senior Entertainment Writer at Elite Daily, meaning I get to spend my days following Nick Viall on Instagram and tweeting about “The Bachelor.”

Man, I love that show.

Seriously, Corinne Olympios is my girl and I don’t care who knows it. She’s honestly a legend and I want the words “cheese pasta” tattooed on my chest.